Naomi Lapaglia: Because I want you to come for me, baby. I did a lot of bad sh*t. I’m going to hell, Jordan! Jordan Belfort: [voice over] Ah, but the wedding was something out of a fairy tale. Listen to me. I love fags. Captain Ted Beecham: Jesus Christ! Get In Contact Aerotyme, Inc. 200 Crofton Rd. Jordan Belfort: Everyone’s going to suck you off. Absolutely f**king not. Brad: Four f**king times! Hildy Azoff: Jordan, Teresa needs your help. [we see Jordan being interviewed by a Forbes reporter] Agent Patrick Denham: Yeah. Is there an apology message on the machine?” Robbie Feinberg: Get your f**king hands off me! Why? [they both laugh] Chantalle: And I have some more. Jordan Belfort: No. Jordan Belfort: Mm-hmm. Agent Patrick Denham: And then I end up being the schmuck who does the looking. Of course, man. Max Belfort: Really? Brad: Oh, f**ksville, huh? Naomi Lapaglia: Daddy shouldn’t waste his time. Bo Dietl: Yeah. [the brokers applaud and cheer] Jordan Belfort: What the f**k is that supposed to mean? Nicholas the Butler: You know… Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. Naomi Lapaglia: Oh, California? Jordan Belfort: I can’t leave the house. [Jordan and his brokers celebrate by partying on his yacht] Jordan Belfort: So if I just wanted to get some more information, like just find out what he knows, I mean, you could, you could go to his house… It is difficult to know which metrics to use and why as well as what they mean. Good. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] It was our time to party big, and just as Brad was released from jail too. Donnie Azoff: I got my wife, I got my wife checking the messages every forty-five minutes calling the office saying, “Has Brad apologized yet? Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan, you open this f**king door right now! Come here. Jordy! Jordan Belfort: And what I do, Kimmie? Your f**king daughter’s in the house! [he stops and laughs] [one of the agents grabs him] Honey! Broker #1: This is not something that you want to sell! Dwayne: And I hope it happens. Jordan Belfort: I don’t know, seventy thousand last month. Donnie Azoff: Give me the phone! [Nicole and Heidi walk over to them] Now? [we see Patrick Denham sat in his office reading the Forbes article on Jordan] You got to put it on right. [Jordan hugs Donnie] Jordan Belfort: F**king b**ch, piece of sh*t f**king whore! Sell me this f**king pen, right here. Lucas Solomon: A wire. But we were making more money than we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort: The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit is this whole idea of having to give information about my friends. Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: He was with Donnie. [Naomi holds up her hand] I’m on the phone! Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly f**king wives. [they shake hands] [one of the agents grabs him] It is in the company’s best interests for current shareholders to raise new shares at a price as high as possible and minimise dilution. You hear that? Jordan Belfort: Like a non-alcoholic beer, it’s got no alcohol. [walking over to Naomi] Jordan Belfort: Revolutions. Technically that’s not true. But we have the house and we have a thirty-three thousand dollar profit. I’m going to have a beer, alright. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] I was less than a mile from home, I drove as slow as I f**king could. Donnie Azoff: Who’s Rudy? Jean Jacques Saurel: Yeah. Woh, woh, woh, woh! Jordan Belfort: [voice over] It wasn’t long before Forbes Magazine, the flagship of Wall Street called to do a profile on me. The Enterprise Value (EV) of a company is calculated by taking the market capitalisation of the company, adding the sum of its total debt, and subtracting its total cash. Client: I don’t know you. Jordan Belfort: Oh, sweetheart, that’s just f**king… Brookville Police Officer #2: Did you drive your car tonight, Mr. Belfort? [he starts throwing the money at Denham and Hughes as they walk away] [Jordan goes into the next room, grabs a pair of scissors and slashes the couch] Donnie Azoff: Twenty-two million dollars in three f**king hours! Those giant headed girls with the bug eyes, wearing those big clunky shoes? [she sees Donnie is turning blue] It’s going to be late. He said he was saving these for a special occasion, like a birthday, or being clap free. So I thought to myself, who else has European passport? Let me just sign the f**king thing already. How’s she doing? [Dunham gets the news that Jordan is not leaving Stratton on the phone] [noticing his father coming towards the meeting] I sh*t you not, it exploded when a seagull flew into the engine, three people killed. Dwayne: Yeah. [he drops a plate of fruit to the floor] Stratton Oakmont was crawling out of the primordial ooze, pond scum no more. Is that how we’re doing it? Agent Patrick Denham: Jesus. Jordan Belfort: Oh, my God! [Donnie gives him the finger and Brad goes to attack Donnie] Jordan Belfort: F**king b**ch, piece of sh*t f**king whore! Brookville Police Officer #1: Yeah, right. [he carries her out of the room] Jordan Belfort: Oh, yeah. I mean, I had the whole front extended in order to fit the chopper up there. It was a** covering time, I had to hide my money. Jordan, I don’t know what the f**k to do! Please. Sea Otter: It’s not going to make you rich and it’s not going to make you poor. Jordan Belfort: I said… Jordan Belfort: No, I don’t know what you’re talking about. Mark Hanna: Revolutions, you follow? f**king cheap f**ks. [Jordan helps Skylar put her seatbelt on] I’m not… I’ll get some clothes on. Jordan Belfort: Go! Jordan Belfort: Yeah? But I had eyes on me like never before. Nice to meet you. Jordan Belfort: Please hold still. Jordan Belfort: I heard some stupid sh*t. I don’t know, I don’t know. Nicky Koskoff: Yes. Jordan Belfort: You never jet-skied in your life? If a stock has a P/E ratio of 10, then we know that the market is currently valuing the company’s stock at a price of 10x its earnings. The cops took me in for questioning, but they couldn’t charge me. Donnie Azoff: Oh, my God, the Emperor of f**ksville came down from f**ksville to give me a pass! Jordan Belfort: Let me ask you, and if you don’t want to get too personal, just tell me to shut up at anytime. The business makes a profit of £1,500,000 in Year 2. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] It was celebration time. Just hold on tight. Solid Carburettor tarted with 100,000 shares and did not issue any more shares over the three years. Donnie Azoff: My guy says all we need is one. Let’s go! It is the total value that someone would actually be paying for the company if they were to buy it. Jordan Belfort: It should, right? Go, go, go. [to Jordon] Jordan Belfort: Oh, no, not at all. I talked to them about everything, and I got you. Helicopter Pilot: Until next time. Donnie Azoff: And you know what else? But a U.S. rathole would never get into Switzerland with all that money. [we see Jordan crash landing the helicopter onto his estate, then as he stumbles out of the bushes and walks toward the house he falls into the pool making the security alarm go off]. All you need is a strategy. Jordan Belfort: All of you know Kimmie Belzer, right? [we see Jordan playfully doing coke from Naomi’s breasts at the back of his limo, as the limo comes to a stop outside his apartment Teresa opens the door and catches them in the act] Jordan Belfort: Yeah. [talking on the phone to another investor] Bottom line. Watch. But you, you, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Pay a couple million dollars in fines, in exchange the SEC f**ks off till the end of time. [to Naomi] Jordan Belfort: I got you! Jordan Belfort: Good. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] For eleven seconds. Nobody gives a f**k. I’m going to win. I mean, what happens to Stratton? Straight Line Testimonial #2: Think about it for a second. [back to Jordan talking to the potential client with his broker friends listening in behind him] Jordan Belfort: Um, I told you, seventy thousand. Jordan Belfort: I suppose it’s just my job, you know? That’s why, that’s why all this confusion! Jordan Belfort: What are you, what the f**k are you talking about? [Donnie goes over to the broker] I… Who buys this crap? [Donnie tries to throw a plate on the floor at Jordan but Jordan just throws it back at him, then as Donnie tries to crawl away his foot is caught on the phone cord which Jordan has a hold of] Lucas Solomon: That’d be good. SEC Attorney #2: Gladys Carrera. Agent Patrick Denham: Just say the same. But this guy, my good friend, Mr. Jordan Belfort, is the single baddest motherf**ker I have ever met. Naomi Lapaglia: I know that already. Mommy. When you think about the people that build this country, hard working people like you. Mark Hanna: And then precisely in seven and one half minutes after that you’re going to bring us two more. [as Jordan, Max and Manny watch Skylar pony riding] Max Belfort: I’m getting this close. [he looks at Hughes then Denham for a moment] We probably have to mortgage the house in order to make bail. We ain’t got no word, you just come up into people’s house like that. Jordan Belfort: Hilfe! Honorary Samantha Stogel: One count engaging in conspiracy to commit securities fraud. Donnie Azoff: Where’s Naomi? When investing in small caps we must be aware that shareholder dilution can be a necessary evil; many of the companies that trade on the stock market are not profitable and so to continue operating they need to raise more cash. Steve. [Jordan laughs] Right? Enjoy the day. Brad: Give me the case. Naomi Lapaglia: Well, Bo Dietl’s on the phone. And by ten, I didn’t know who or what the f**k I was. I mean, one like this, though. Come on, come on. [he retrieves a bag of coke from inside the couch’s lining] [we then see Jordan walking into his office building] Just shut the f**k up. [Naomi can be heard yelling outside] Leah Belfort: The main guy! [Donnie throws his cigarette at the broker and grabs hold of him] [to Denham and Hughes as they step aboard] But there are very few Swiss laws which apply to your, um, practices. Jordan Belfort: “Nobody Beats the Wiz”, an electronic store. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] It was celebration time. [Jordan laughs], Jordan Belfort: Pops. [they brokers continue to cheer and clap] Jordan Belfort: No, but it f**king pi**es me off. Turned out the British weren’t too different from the Swiss. There you go, put your seatbelt on for Daddy. You invited some friends over, right? Jordan Belfort: I don’t know what the… Donnie Azoff: I’m not stupid. Scalp! SEC Attorney #2: Would you remember any of those? Naomi Lapaglia: Good morning, Daddy. Blair Hollingsworth: Blair Hollingsworth. Okay, bye. Donnie Azoff: Take your little bowtie… Jordan Belfort: What the f**k? My metabolism’s pumping, I can’t feel sh*t! Donnie Azoff: You know, it’s, like, disgusting. Agent Patrick Denham: I don’t see why a little sit-down like this… Nicky Koskoff: Croix! Jordan Belfort: Did he ever get back to you about that, um…, [Jordan slides over a napkin across to Donnie] Some of these girls, you should see them. [Jordan chuckles] Bo Dietl: You know what you do? We ain’t got no word, you just come up into people’s house like that. Whoever gets closer to the dollar sign gets the most points. Jordan Belfort: Yeah! Jordan Belfort: What does he want with my wedding video? Female Broker: It’s a fat girl shoe. Jordan Belfort: No, no, no. Naomi Lapaglia: Don’t you Duchess me! Jordan Belfort: Just relax! The f**king hero that I’m going to be back at the office when the bureau seizes this f**king boat, because I’m getting f**kety, f**k, f**k, Jordan. This is, can we bowl with this guy? We’re closed right now, so please leave us a message. Was the traffic terrible? Donnie Azoff: Ah, f**k. You know, it’s sometimes I feel like I’ve bitten off more than I can chew, you know? Jordan Belfort: Oh, so he wants me to rat on myself? SEC Attorney #2: No, no, go ahead… Bo Dietl: I have a f**king P.I. SEC Attorney #2: Do you recall Carnage Cooperation? Answer me! Kimmie Belzer: I f**king love you. Nothing? Brad: Unlike me. By eight thirty, I took a few more ludes, I pretty much lost all my motor skill. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] They interrogated everybody. Mark Hanna: Come on. Because the following month, over the course of six roundtrips, Chantalle’s family and friends smuggled in over twenty million in cash without even a hiccup. [Donnie, Nicky and Robbie burst out laughing] We require immediate assistance! Donnie Azoff: Boring, right? Oh, God! [Donnie goes below deck and gets the ludes; up in the bridge as he looks at the giant wave] FBI Agent #1: No, sir. Brad: If he comes in all f**king loopy and f**ked up, I swear to God, I’m going to a mash that douchebag’s teeth. Stewardess #2: Sit down, fasten it. Max Belfort: That’s it. [Donnie waves to Naomi and she gives him the finger before going into the house] Can we get him too? [as Jordan is being led away by the guards he looks at his parents and smiles, his mother cries while Max looks away in disappointment, then we see Denham reading the article of Jordan being sentenced as he sits on the subway, he looks around him realizing he’s exactly where Jordan said he’d be] [Saurel smiles at Jordan] [he slaps the hooker’s a**] Jordan Belfort: Of the two million shares offered for sale, a million belonged to me held in phony accounts by my ratholes. I like it! [the man takes the pen and begins awkwardly] You know? Read that, read it. The other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan, do me a favor. I mean, you’re not hungry? No, you don’t hate two million, Donnie. Let the scalping begin! Aerotyne International, they’re a cutting edge high tech firm with huge upside in military and civilian application. Does that ring a bell? Guard: Belfort, on your feet. Jordan Belfort: F**k! Okay. It’s a little uncomfortable. I’m sorry. Naomi Lapaglia: Get off me! [teasing Janet] Jean Jacques Saurel: Oh, thank you. Commercial Voice: For millionaires, whose ships have come in, this pricey pleasure boat offer the most fun afloat. Jordan Belfort: Right. The life of your dreams is only… Jordan Belfort: Babe, come on, you should feel, you should feel happy you got a husband who’s in such great shape like this, huh? I want you to have it all neatly organized outside the briefcase, and you to take it, and you just shove it right up your wife’s Slatvian c**t, you understand? Bo Dietl: What the f**k did you say? How’s my favorite aunt, huh? You’ve got an awesome place here. Jordan Belfort: They come in, we treat it just like one of us, okay? We’re not going anywhere unless he says it’s safe, alright? [going up to Naomi’s dog] I can get you a beer if you want a f**king beer. It’s… Jordan Belfort: Move aside, baby! Jordan Belfort: Yeah. [Jordan turns up to the Investor Center looking professional dressed in his suit, as he enters the building he sees everyone is dressed casually and the place looks shabby] I’m a master diver! Jordan Belfort: Good. Max Belfort: He did. I don’t know anyone named Rudy. Robbie Feinberg: Sorry, I have no recommendation of that. Jordan Belfort: What do you mean, baby? Leah Belfort: You’re going to missed it! I’m a master diver! Don’t get behind the wheel of the car. I mean, you should, you should see what’s going on at the bigger firms. I got it. Is that what you want? Pull up! Agent Patrick Denham: No, let me tell you something else. [suddenly Jordan makes a run for it and the agents run after him, Jordan stops realizing he has nowhere to run] f**k you… Mark Hanna: In this racket is this little baby right here, it’s called cocaine. Max Belfort: It’s a new world. And there’s nobody stopping you from making millions. Naomi Lapaglia: No! What the f**k is in Switzerland? [to the brokers] Anybody who’d ever known me or taken so much as a stock tip. [we see Saurel lying in bed smoking] Nicholas the Butler: You know who Rudy is, come on. Donnie Azoff: Who told you that? Adderall to stay focused. They were, that’s why they were expensive. Jean Jacques Saurel: La Croix. Jordan Belfort: I’m not f**king doing this! Right? John: This stock will pay off my house. Max Belfort: Jordy, look what you got here! [he unrolls the $100 bill and snaps it, he then crumples it up and tosses into a wastebasket], Jordan Belfort: [voice over] See money doesn’t just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better pussy, it also makes you a better person. Mark Hanna: Because that would make it real. Mayday! Jean Jacques Saurel: Yeah. P/E ratio = share price / earnings per share. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] And what do you do when you’re making more money than you knew what to do with? Okay? Donnie Azoff: Neither do I, let’s f**king go. God! Leah Belfort: Well, he discovered it was the mother’s sister. Jordan Belfort: What can I say, I’m a drug addict. [Jordon tries to make it to the kitchen where Donnie is talking on the phone] What the f**k are you talking… [Naomi holds Skylar in her arms] [Jordan stares at him] Brookville Police Officer #1: Come on, let’s go. Learned how to sail when I was six. It had nothing to f**king do with me. Jordan Belfort: Who? Max Belfort: Jordy, you know, one of these days, the chickens are going to come home to roost. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] Swiss f**king banks, that’s what. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor, that’s dots, not feathers, as a sedative and was prescribed to stressed out housewives with sleep disorders. You get a free hand gun when you sign up for the bureau. Jordan Belfort: Ca depend on what exactly? Robbie Feinberg: Has anybody f**king seen Rhonda? [Jordan starts kissing Donnie’s cheek] Jordan Belfort: Hm. Chester Ming: What’s that got to do with anything? I’m not leaving. Donnie Azoff: You understand, when you’re in the f**king seat. You’re not going to stop me! Jean Jacques Saurel: It is terrible to you. Then I’d assess the damage, drown out my eyeball, take my back pills to get the day started, then seek to make up with Naomi. Nicky Koskoff: Is this personal questions?   It’s a one way street, whichever way I go. Jordan Belfort: What? Donnie Azoff: I hate that f**king dog. Jean Jacques Saurel: From a financial standpoint, you are now in heaven. Having said that, I don't know your risk profile, I don't know your … Jordan Belfort: Right. Donnie Azoff: He said that Steve Madden is unloading shares. Bottom line. Jordan Belfort: I want to, I want to thank you all for your years of loyalty and admiration, but, uh, the point is this. Donnie Azoff: Hilfe! I’m going to calm down. Bo Dietl: Yeah, yeah. Violet: Oh, Lord! Donnie Azoff: Go to sleep. Nicky Koskoff: Donnie, Donnie, listen. Brad: What’s that? Naomi Lapaglia: Where’s he going? [Donnie goes below deck and gets the ludes; up in the bridge as he looks at the giant wave] Jordan Belfort: Mm-hmm. [Jordan and Donnie are sat in his office eating sushi] Did you just say “wear a wire”? Bldg 1 Kenner, LA 70062 Tel: 504-466-2176 Fax: 504-466-3592 Email: aerotyme@aerotymeinc.com Jordan Belfort: Go! Look, look. It’s alright. Jordan Belfort: We’re going to die! We think they need to see their day in court as well. Agent Patrick Denham: No, no, that’s not the conversation I heard, Jordan. Maybe its microwaves, I’m not sure. And believe me, Kevin, the only problem you’re going to have, is that you didn’t buy more. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] After fifteen years in storage, the Lemmons had developed a delayed fuse. Brookville Police Officer #2: Sir, we need to ask you some questions. When using forward P/E if a stock’s earnings are expected to increase, then we would see a fall in the forward P/E against the current P/E. Donnie Azoff: What you do, bro? Naomi Lapaglia: We can stay for a drink. Agent Patrick Denham: Agent Denham. Crackers. [suddenly Brad punches Donnie in the face knocking him out] [Jordan takes the crack from Donnie] Why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of f**king Hibachi restaurants to take me down?! Naomi Lapaglia: Yeah, right. It doesn’t even matter to you. Donnie Azoff: Me too. La Croix. Straight Line Testimonial #2: Think about it for a second. Jordan Belfort: Mr. Hanna, you’re able to do drugs during the day and still function, still do your job? See that, huh? [Jordan rushes off] [Hanna gives him the finger]. They cost between three and five hundred and you had to wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which of course I always did. [later Jordan hears his name being called] Jordan Belfort: She did?! The board decided to acquire a business that would give them further growth. [Donnie manages to untangle his foot from the phone cord and gets up, he goes over to the dining room, he sees a plate of ham and starts shoving the ham into his mouth, then he starts choking and falls back breaking the dining room table] Donnie Azoff: Shut the f**k up! Jordan Belfort: Absolutely not. Donnie Azoff: Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. AJRD | Complete Aerojet Rocketdyne Holdings Inc. stock news by MarketWatch. [he closes the car door] Donnie Azoff: How you doing, brother? [as Jordan is being led away by the guards he looks at his parents and smiles, his mother cries while Max looks away in disappointment, then we see Denham reading the article of Jordan being sentenced as he sits on the subway, he looks around him realizing he’s exactly where Jordan said he’d be]. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] He’d effect this weird British accent. Come on, babe. Lucas Solomon: …in conjunction with the investigation of securities fraud. Hildy Azoff: What am I, your secretary? It’s them, it’s them selling me, not the other way around. Jordan Belfort: F**king whore! [he starts slurring his words again] [as Jordan, Robbie and Nicky go to take Donnie out of the office, Max looks at the bill again] Naomi Lapaglia: You alright? Jordan Belfort: Oh, baby. Aunt Emma could never carry all this by herself. Aunt Emma: Jordan. That’s right. Jordan Belfort: Yeah, yeah. SEC Attorney #2: Alden. Nicky and Chester: …and I’m a Senior Vice President with Stratton Oakmont. Robbie Feinberg: Do we want to get like a… Look at this face! Jordan Belfort: Just here? So I want you right now to give a warm Auckland, New Zealand welcome for my good friend and the world’s greatest sales trainer, Mr. Jordan Belfort! Jordan Belfort: I f**king love you. What did you take? Many investors make the mistake of thinking that a low P/E equals a cheap stock. Jordan Belfort: Oh. Jordan Belfort: It’s safe. [Jordan grabs the phone cord and starts to pull it but Donnie pulls it the other way] [the brokers go crazy cheering and clapping]. Naomi Lapaglia: What are you two retards doing? You can save the f**king spotted owl with money. She brought in an decorator, Feng Shui’d the whole place, she even hired a gay butler. Brother’s got a wife, that’s five f**king people. Jordan, Donnie, Nicky, Robbie: We accept them they’re one of us! Donnie Azoff: Uncle Donnie’s here! Bald, bald as a China doll. Jordan! I got five more just like you, bro! Look! [Jordan laughs] Okay, if I can’t do that, can I just, can I give the guy a call? Bo Dietl: Listen to me… [to Jordan] Naomi Lapaglia: No, I’m not f**king letting you near my kids! [Nicky places Jordan into his seat] Jordan Belfort: Yeah, I’m sure. Jordan Belfort: Oh, you don’t, you don’t love me? The other guy you’ll be working for, he made over a million. So I don’t remember. Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Jordan Belfort: I know. [the broker nods his head, Donnie turns and starts walking away] [as Donnie goes to leave to get the ludes] [he picks up the phone and answers in a very polite voice] Champagne, Champagna. Are you speaking English? Agent Patrick Denham: They’re, uh, they’re to the manner born. Like the whole… Jordan Belfort: Shut the f**k up! Shut the f**k up! I’m on the phone! Jordan Belfort: Stop! Jordan Belfort: What you mean it’s…? Max Belfort: What are you going to do? I mean, who the f**k wanted to live there? Your f**king daughter’s in the house! The next “Tesla like stock” is SQQQ. [he places a ticket into a cylinder and goes over to Jordan] They were just priced higher because of their growth rate. Oh! [he picks up some lobsters and throws it down the stair as Denham and Hughes are walking away] Jordan Belfort: It’s fifty percent? Jordan Belfort: You ever think about what would have happened if you would have, you know, stayed the course? Donnie Azoff: It’s alright. [Donnie looks at Jordan still not believing him]. Max Belfort: Hello? Max Belfort: Sides? [we see Jordan talking to the cops in his apartment] Radio Voice: Gale warning! I was born too, uh, too early. Venice! It’s alright. Alright, think. Jordan Belfort: Oh, my God! Stewardess #1: May I see your boarding passes, sir? Baby, you know, you, you got real anger issues! Brad: You get any pussy with that thing or what? Yes! Just the way you said it. Okay? [Jordan walks around the office watching his brokers getting measured up for suits] [Jordan watches them walk away with Skylar in Naomi’s arms] Jordan Belfort: Wait, wait. [Naomi gets Skylar out of the car] Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Jordan Belfort: So if I just wanted to get some more information, like just find out what he knows, I mean, you could, you could go to his house… Jordan Belfort: [voice over] It was a miracle I wasn’t killed, or, you know, that I didn’t kill anybody else. We’re f**king degenerates ourselves, look at us, right? Jordan Belfort: The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit is this whole idea of having to give information about my friends. [he carries her out of the room] Jordan Belfort: Do you like it? This then tells us what the market is paying for the company’s earnings. Naomi Lapaglia: Oh, sh*t! Donnie Azoff: I love it. My tingle phase. Max Belfort: I don’t mind it. [Chester grabs the plate of pastries from across the table] Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Pleasure to finally meet you in person. [Naomi steps aside, Jordan goes over to Donnie and opens his mouth] Donnie Azoff: Alright, alright, alright. [Donnie looks at the date on the bottle] What are you guys all shy for? Jordan Belfort: It’s a shame, you know, because for years I’ve been telling you guys never to take no for an answer, right? A f**king Tsunami. Brookville Police Officer #1: Come on, get up! Jordan Belfort: No? Donnie Azoff: You were like screaming at people. Jordan Belfort: Swear to God, I can’t even think about it. Jordan Belfort: Oh, Jesus! Voice on Phone: How did he mazel tov you, Irishman? Let me just finish my conversation. Sea Otter: Thank you very much for that. Jordan Belfort: Fuuck! Naomi Lapaglia: Come on, baby. That’s bullsh*t. You f**king d**k! [in the security office, Jordan’s bodyguards are watching Naomi and Jordan via the security camera] Jordan Belfort: See what I’m saying. Donnie Azoff: I know you’re upset about the dinner and that make sense because we did spend too much money, but I said T and E. [as they drag Jordan out of the house] [looking up at the helicopter on top of the boat] Agent Patrick Denham: Oh, yeah? Jordan Belfort: Ow! Jordan Belfort: F**k you! Jordan Belfort: [voice over] This is Brad, and Brad’s the guy I really wanted, but he didn’t go along with us. Jordan Belfort: This is Nicole, Heidi. Brad: One f**king day, one f**king day you couldn’t keep it together? Jordan Belfort: F**k you! Mark Hanna: Yeah. Jordan Belfort: You just made love to me.   I f**king love you too! My slur phase. Exactly what he’s doing. Mark Hanna: Done! Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan? license, you know? Donnie Azoff: I, okay. Jordan Belfort: Let’s go, Don. Jordan Belfort: Hey, Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: Turns out you’re completely off the hook, honey. I grew up with this guy. The Ratings Game Slack stock heads for worst drop on record after company falls short of high expectations Published: June 5, 2020 at 12:21 p.m. It’s flooded! Donnie Azoff: Okay. Get rid of the thinking that it's better to own 1000 shares of a mediocre stock than to own 1 share of an amazing stock. Why? Is she alright? As well as the P/E ratio, we can look at the forward price/earnings ratio in order to provide further valuation context on the stock. One count engaging in conspiracy to commit money laundering. Of course. Jordan Belfort: We don’t understand this language you speak. Jordan Belfort: [voice over] And guess who the f**k with? Nicholas the Butler: Yes, Sir. Jordan Belfort: Baby, baby, baby. I certainly believe now. Sick! Jordan Belfort: Right. They’ll still be pursuing you for criminal wrong doing. Mark Hanna: Well, Hector here’s the game plan. I thought you were the beech house! Jordan Belfort: Oh, come on, baby. Hector: Excellent strategy, sir. Give me that! Donnie Azoff: Actually, I was f**ked up, Jordan, you know? You should be happy for the both of us. [Teresa laughs] I don’t get it. Excusez-moi, Jordan, Swiss custom requires minutes of, uh, blah, blah, blah… Sea Otter: Yeah, like Buddhists. Jean Jacques Saurel: Welcome. [to the passing waitress] Hostess on The Naomi: Can I get you anything else, gentlemen? Stock boy. Janet: Yeah, go f**k your cousin. Robbie Feinberg: Like a pellet gun maybe? Baby, that’s… Oh, f**k! Agent Patrick Denham: Jesus. You got it? Go ahead and f**k me. Jordan Belfort: Yeah, we’re going to take it slow. Naomi Lapaglia: Well, we can stay for a drink. 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